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Cars with dogs hanging out of the window White fluffy snow Naps. 4 hours. 45 minutes. All good. Feeding my workmates: Banana bread. Cranberry garlic jelly atop goat cheese atop a cracker The Mook’s ability to recognize Beatles songs, even when they are covers

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The arrival of a baby, born to friends of mine. She is 10 weeks early and weighs under two lbs but she is feisty and thriving. Having the flexibility to be home with The Mook when she’s sick and trading my M/W/F schedule for M/Th/F. Being accepted into a training program that I feel may [...]

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Ok, this isn’t Wordless. But the photo shows The Mook, wearing her favorite hoodie, mesmerized by the movement of the dancers.

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Afternoon Delight

Irish came over this afternoon…

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In honor of the holiday, I present to you The Mook’s version of ‘Jingle Bells’” Gingle bells gingle bellsgingle all the waythroughOh what funis to rideon a wonder sleigh…Hey! The stocking is stuffed. The cookie and water (she insisted) are laid out for Santa. The presents are under the tree. And, perhaps my favorite part, [...]

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CHRISTMAS DISORDERS and CAROLS 1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn [...]

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Bad Mummy is currently recruiting for a Personal Assistant to oversee all aspects of life responsibilities that Bad Mummy finds too tasking and/or time consuming or just damn monotonous.You are looking for an opportunity to make a single mum’s life much easier. Working closely with Bad Mummy, you will ensure she does not completely lose [...]

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Odd things I’ve said today: Don’t put your head in the toilet.That’s a tampon. No, you cannot have one. Books that The Mook chose for me at the library:(I am trying to let her make choices for me since I get to made choices for her) Lube Jobs: A Woman’s Guide to Great Maintenance SexDating [...]

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The Mook shit on the bedroom floor on Wednesday night. In several places. Then walked thru it. (We were enjoying naked time.) So, into the bathroom to get her clean (keeping in mind she’d just gotten out of the bath), handing her some wipes to keep her hands busy. Back I go into the bedroom [...]

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